Did Tiger Woods get a Golf Club to the Head?

Written on November 30, 2009 – 6:31 am | by Glass Pearl |

Thursday brought that dramatic headline – Tiger Woods in Serious condition after car accident.

Shocking news!

Until I got to the part where he was leaving home at 2.30 AM!

A married man, in the early hours of the US Thanksgiving holiday…

Already my female radar was raised with that bit of information.

But still…one of the most famous people in the world was in a ‘serious condition’.

By the next day Tiger Woods was released with minor scratches.

Then things got interesting…

Seems like rumour had it that Tiger was having an affair with a New York club hostess who happened to be in Melbourne Australia at the same time as he was playing a golf tournament down under.

Although she said she didn’t see him there.

More news came out later Friday that Elin, Tiger’s wife, had rescued him from the accident by hitting the back window of theis SVU and dragging him out.

Yeah, right.

Mind you any husband leaving home at 2.30 am for reasons other than legitimate ones, should get whacked on the head with a golf club.

Looks like Tiger Woods is human after all!

He put out a statement saying he is “embarrassed” and described his wife as “courageous”.

Oh, and he’s still not talking to the police.

  1. 2 Responses to “Did Tiger Woods get a Golf Club to the Head?”

  2. By Kelly on Nov 30, 2009 | Reply

    Something very very fishy going on here.

  3. By Abigail Abrahams on Nov 30, 2009 | Reply

    Him going out at 2.30am is clue 1…and the wife with a golf clue is clue 2 :-)

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