DA Blames ANC for North Korea Nuclear Testing
The DA under the dictatorship…uhm leadership of the greatest leader the world has ever see Mrs Helen Zille, probably had a brainstorm session after the elections- with tea and cucumber sandwiches (made by the women on the DA list).
I imagine some bright spark – of the white male variety no doubt – meaning to impress, came up with the brilliant idea to imitate the ANC Youth League.
Feeling understandably confident in his standing within the DA, this brilliant manager of people and processes probably voiced the opinion that the party should throw things out and hope that it would stick to the ANC.
He might have metioned that it seemed to work for the ANCYL and Julius Malema.
(Even after her extreme make-over Mrs Helen Zille still couldn’t get a puppet or a Zapiro cartoon.)
So this brilliant manager might have suggested they up the ante a bit.
Feeling confident in this brilliant man’s managerial abilities, Mrs Zille doubtlessly agreed with the tactic.
Each day they agreed, someone, preferably her majesty, would say or do something to get either a reaction from the ANC or to get the media’s attention.
“Blame them for making the province ungovernable,” someone said with a laugh.
“What about blaming Zuma for spreading AIDS,” another man probably said.
“How about blaming the ANC for the global recession — we can’t let George W Bush take the heat for that one, ” someone likely replied.
After a few more suggestions the meeting was probably adjourned with an “all hail” to the great Mrs Zille.
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